Badwrong FalsPaul - Performed by Uberkinder,
written and produced by Andrew Spooner Jr.
(Verse 1)
The year after the year the Beatles finished “Help!” (Badwrong
Falsepaul)
Paul disappeared, and maybe he really died,
like they said, in a car accident.
All we know is no one’s seen him since (1966).
And then the government greasies got the wind. (Badwrong
Falsepaul)
They said “Oh my, we can’t have this! we've
already factored him into our
equation for a cultural values shift, and
Now we’ve got to move before the word gets out. (BadwrongFalsepaul)
Scour the land for a perfect replacement; call
off the tours so that none can tell we’ve
replaced him with somebody else.” (who’s three inches taller)
And thus was born the legend of
(Badwrong Falsepaul), Badwrong Falsepaul.(Repeat 4)
(Verse 2)
And so they finally found the perfect match, (It was Badwrong
Falsepaul)
except his lips hung too far down and he had
a crooked chin and so he
wore facial hair until they could fix it.
And so our man, he shook the devil’s hand, Oh, ‘cause the
devil said
“I can make you a somebody with all
the girls and money you can eat if
only thou shalt bow down and worship me!", and so they
(Bridge 1)
Cut his lip, and raised it up a little higher.
If you watch him on TV, miming to “Hey Jude”
you can see a “U”,
a little faint white “U” shaped scar.
It’s hard to see, but it’s really there.
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge 2)
Badwrong FalsePaul's three inches taller, and his eyes are
closer together.
Even his whole head is thinner and taller, and his nose is
smaller,
And he gestures with his right hand baby!
(Fade Out)
Yeah he's a Badwrong FalsePaul. He's not a Paul, he's just
a Badwrong FalsePaul. I always knew he was a Badwrong FalsePaul...
